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We Hate The Sea

by Swashbuckle

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Beer Goggles 02:14
Damn girl, what's your deal? We were just tryin' to cop a feel Seems ya got beat with an ugly stick And those thighs are lookin' pretty thick Your genetics didn't bless you So its booze to the rescue! Your hotness level just got toggled Embrace the power of beer goggles Its an age old technique For in between the sheets Refill our empty cups Blood alcohol level up! [Chorus] You got what it takes to fuck some whales? Man the harpoons! Let's bag some tail! Wouldn't fuck ya with someone else's dick Ladies, we could have our pick But thanks to liquid sense destroyers We're equal opportunity employers Even your goddamn rolls have rolls Before we put it in yar holes We'll find a toilet so we can yack Then pound ya with our monster sacks Bump and grind like you're a perfect ten You think it'll last, but think again Kick ya to the curb and hit the road Shotgun some cans for a quick reload Keep tellin' yourself personality matters As last call quickly descends Hazy judgments become our friends
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Blood in the water Sharks chomping at the bit. False brethren of the code Have sunken lower than shit. Self-proclaimed worldly masters, Charted our demise, Strayed us from our course. You fuckers I despise. I hate the sea and everything in it. Blown your wind into our sail, Then set fire to our mirth. Left shipwrecked upon the rocks, Whilst you reveled in your worth. Your empires will turn to ashes, At these hands you'll die. The Biggest mistake you've ever Made was leaving us alive. I hate the sea. Fuck you.
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Oh shit! Its the brown sound Bottom dropping by the pound Sprint on down to the pot Drop yar pants and pop a squat! Delivering your human waste The porcelain hath been disgraced Ripping the toilet off the wall Observe the fall of another stall The deuce is loose! Colonic abuse! Control that bowl With your booty juice! Leave that shit! Don't say a word! Fly back home Surprise bean curd! Pinchin' loafs and takin' names Putting every bathroom to shame Doo doo butter in your rudder Buckle up here comes the 'Buckler Blasting ass in the Fatherland This mishap has just got us banned Hotels and hostels need beware Concerning John’s, you’ll need a spare
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Gathering from the corners of the Earth In Miami, the bravest ship made berth Their sights were set on paradise High time to get that beer on ice Pile in to your tiny staterooms Assume that you will meet your doom Fuck the silly safety lesson Tasty buffets and cold ones beckon! [Chorus] Grab the dudes, its time for a cruise! With kickin' tunes and bitchin' booze! Now witness a massive slaughter Out on international waters It would be the party of our lifetime So good it would feel like crime Swaying to the motion of the tides We were in for one hell of a ride Titties poppin' out on deck Massive mounds to turn our necks Familiar faces from port to starboard Pure, unfiltered fun occurred Bottles were rocked off the shelves Act after act all gave 'em hell Inside the hull, beneath the stars The fans and bands dried up the bars No where to run, no where to hide A place where heros and zeros collide The wildest four days of all our lives A miracle every soul survived

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released August 5, 2014

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